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Vlad and Agnes by Frigidchick Vlad and Agnes by Frigidchick
They met at a club. (Well, Ms. Crumplebottom was lost. She was looking for the 24-hour library. She stumbled into Sunset Valley's FIRST & ONLY Vampire Lounge)

He said "Hello, you seem lost & unable to use the GPS on your iPhone properly---OW!")

She beat him with her hobo bag...

He loved every minute of it.

She dropped her iPhone.

He found it.

She went home.

He followed.

She woke up.

He returned her iPhone.

She beat him with a pillow.

He impregnated her.

And the lived happily ever after.
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xXFrivolousXx Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
They're cute o_o <33
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. ^_^
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xXFrivolousXx Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You're so welcome ;D
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Moonlight-Pixels Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
The description was the lulziest thing i've EVER read xD
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Thanks.
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Jeddings123 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011   Digital Artist
I'd like to see someone stick that in a Twilight book. XDDDD
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha!
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razzberryangel Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
ahh, that's funny xD
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^ Thanks!
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razzberryangel Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
no prob :meow:
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CheshireGrinn Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
Best description of anything ever. :XD: :heart:
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! Thank you.
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