Trickster and DJ Inquiz

Nyx is BACK.... and goofier than ever.  

Still in denial over being a mage-- after 10 fucking years.  Unlike Caska in Dee's save-- I don't think I will be leaving her in the Fade.

I don't want to deal with the possibility of encountering her homicidal, tatted boyfriend.... or husband--- shit, what does it matter it's Fenris.  I don't want to give that crazy fucker any reason to end us.
    

Varric: "Look, I got some bad news..."

Fenris: "Y'see you have already FUCKED this convo up, son!"

Varric: "Come on, Fenris. I was there, and she tol---"

Fenris: "MOTHAFUCKA, THEN THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON MY BITCH SHOULD BE FUCKING HERE!"  **takes out his greatsword**

Varric: ".....shiiiit!"  **turns to Team!Inquisition**  "RUN!!  FUCKING RUN!!!"

**People are screaming. Shit's getting fucked up**

Fenris: "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!?!?  YA'LL GONNA GET BERSERKER BARRAGE UP IN THIS BITCH, IF I DON'T SEE NYX IN ABOUT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!"

****Chaos ensues***