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That's our Alistair by Frigidchick That's our Alistair by Frigidchick
UPDATE: "For the Love of BUDDAH!! Here are the links to the modded armor."

Alistair & Sten's armor:
[link]

Danika's armor:
[link]



I swear to gawd, it's like the creator's inspiration for Goldanna was from the Maury show.

It puzzled me WHY is she flipping out at Alistair? She's well aware he's a bastard and ten times out of ten is NEVER touching that throne-- if not for shit hitting the fan starting with Ostagar--- he was going to be some armored monk... and STILL not be able to do shit for her pez-dispenser ass.

Besides, WHO ARE THE FATHERS?
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:iconmimi-sardinia:
Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And the hilarious irony is that with the retcons of the novels, Goldanna may not even be Alistair's sister.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL, that's crazy. Too bad they didn't have DNA tests in the Dragon Age universe.
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Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The nearest equivalent I can imagine was probably banned as blood magic.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah..... :D
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AveryCF Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd pay money for this to be made into official DLC.
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AveryCF Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I know right? I wish...
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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Ioialoha Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I laughed so much it hurt! lol Poor, misunderstood Goldanna.. *sniggers*
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg, lol. On a forgiving day, I can understand Goldanna finding the wrong guy -numerous times- and having children. I got family and friends that go through things. Sometimes, you just attract total assholes that don't reveal themselves until AFTER you've moved in with them, married, or pregnant.

The thing I hate about Goldanna is that she blames Alistair for her mother's death, her having 5 kids, & living in squalor.

I'm always like:

"BITCH, he slept in the horse stable! It's like a horse-liter box. He SLEPT IN A GIANT LITER BOX!"

"Woman- Alistair's YOUR HALF-BROTHER & A VIRGIN- HE DID NOT KNOCK YOU UP 5 TIMES!"

"Real, smart bitch. Belittle a guy-who could be the next king by DNA blood magic results (j/k)."

or
"Gurl~, ain't nobody tell you to have all those kids-- murdering your profit."
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Ahrya1 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Danika's armor! Tell me where I can find it! And Alistair's amror... and Sten's armor
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dragon Age Nexus. I just put the links in the comments above.
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acidqueen Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
What armour is Alistair wearing?
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, uhm-- Hacks. [link]
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acidqueen Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
Ooooh nice! Thanks.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, np.
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Morninglight2 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, this is frickin' hilarious...
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :D
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RogueRikku Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012
Lmao. So cool.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!
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cowgirldestiny96 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
the last one got me laughing
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. I so wished, that entire dialogue happened in-game.
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blightfighter45 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
no seriously thought the same when i saw all the kids in her house . they should've had a choice to say " WELL MAYB U WOULDN'T BE SO POOR IF YOU DIDN'T GET PREGNANT BY EVERY GUY THAT WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR TO DO THEIR LAUNDRY !!!!"
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!
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blightfighter45 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
when i was outside her house i saw a black kid with red hair and i was like " WTF!!" lol.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!
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Shaleene1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFLMAO! That last panel got me. :rofl:
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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PurpleTatsu Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
LAST PANEL! XD
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:D

What I do? **giggle**
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jactinglim Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Professional General Artist
ILU STEN
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sten: **blush**
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ChristiVivar Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
OMG that was great! I she better have a bunch of baby-daddies because I can't imagine one dude hanging around her that long to knock her up multiple times.

In my head, Danika had a Sassy Black Woman's™ voice to go along with that attitude. :XD:
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I guess she kinda gets it from me.
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ChristiVivar Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL! Nothing wrong with that! ;p
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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maqeurious Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ahahaha, love it!! Got me giggling here lmao!
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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iCatherine Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So beautiful Danika, Im in love! ;)
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Danika: **blush**

Alistair: I saw her first!!!
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lily03317 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
LOVE IT. This is exactly what I thought when I met up with Goldanna. I really wanted to say the mean comments, but I still wanted to huggle Alistair.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I was speaking my mind, out loud in my PJs during this scene. My bf was dying.
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anesor Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
Yeah, you'd think she'd be smart enough to realize she could have sucked more money if she'd been nicer. For one batch of complaints, she lost whatever wealth Alistair might have commanded. Since his armor may not even be as fancy when you meet her, why does she think he's rich?
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
For real-- I'm like: "Babe, THIS IS NOT HELPING your financial issue."
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Dragonwyrd316 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I love this :D

Btw, what mod are you using for Al's armor? I just love it!

I also have the same elven preset faces - look so much better than the originals, I swear.
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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Imagin-Aries Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!

There needed to be sooo many more options on cutting Goldanna down to size, seriously. It was completely unwarranted that she flipped out on Alistair-- does she think Grey Wardens are rolling in the dough or what?

And where are all these kiiiids coming frooom? If I didn't know better, Goldy is moon-lighting at the Pearl, just saying...
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, if she is moonlighting at the Pearl, then she is doing a terrible job. LMAO!! Rubbers---> USE THEM, Goldy.
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Imagin-Aries Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: Something tells me she's the poster child for martyrdom. You know, puts herself in a difficult situation and then whines, complains, and gripes about how much she suffers and how much she gives up-- when it could have been avoided. :P
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Frigidchick Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
**dies laughing**
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