Mean Girls-- INTERRUPTED

Chassah didn't listen to Malcolm about going out dancing, in stillettos, while pregnant.

She didn't listen--AT ALL.

Instead, she and her old girlfrins-- fellow Mean Girls decide to crash Nick Alto's birthday party and beat up a widow....

Yeah.... I got nothing.

She calms things down by dirty dancing with the Birthday Boy-- Nick and his brother Bert....

Then.... chaos intervened.

Chassah went into labor.

Nick offered to take her to the hospital but ditched her and went on his own...

wtf?

Nick's new wife, Bianca took Chassah to the hospital-- in a limo-- at Chassah's request. She wanted to show up in style, as always. The fellow Mean Girls decided to split up and start fights at the club.

Meanwhile, Malcolm-- at his office-- had to cut his Farmville session short, when he received the message from Dexter on facebook.


Dexter: "Bro, your wife's water just broke on the dance floor."

Malcom: "Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit!Ohshit! GAWDDAMNIT MY WATERMELONS ARE GONNA DIE!!"

Dexter: "Wtf?"

Malcolm: "I mean-- FUCKERS! Which hospital did they take her to?