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Leon: "..... is your brother juiced or what?"

Claire: "I'm not going to answer that question, Leon."

Leon: "Come on, you can tell me! We're cool like that!"

Claire: "Leon-- why don't you ask him!? He'll be here soon---"

Leon: "NO! Damnit! I'm asking you!"

Claire: "I'm not answering this question again! He was depressed. He needed something to do."

Leon: "Like.... roids?"

Claire: **rolleyes** "Leon, JUST because he doesn't make out with every random SKANK he meets, DOESN'T mean my brother is on steroids for gaining more muscle mass!"

Leon: "Oh WOW! THERE IT IS AGAIN!"

Claire: "What are you talking about?"

Leon: "They're ALL skanks? I thought you didn't care!!"

Claire: "Grrrr.... I don't! It's just that--- Y'know what? FUCK YOU, LEON! Man-slut!"

Leon: "Oh wait a damn minute. YOU'RE the one falling for that wannabe Leonardo DiCaprio clone!"

Claire: "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT Steve! We didn't do anything!"

Leon: "I hope not! Wasn't that douche bag under aged anyway?!"

Claire: "Shut up! That's why you have MONO! Whore-face!"

Leon: "Who-Who told-- I mean-- Y'know what Claire? THIS is why I don't hang out with you anymore!"

Claire: "Correction: I DON'T hang out with YOU. Because YOU'RE ALWAYS trying to shoot me in the face! The moment we met, you aimed a gun at me!!"

Leon: "BITCH! You showed up out of the blue with a zombie on your ass!! You're ALWAYS popping up behind me, with SOMETHING BAD chasing you! You never make a peep, or say: "Hey, Leon, it's me Claire! Don't shoot me in the face!" NO! You JUST.... EXPLODE into the scene with your half-starved ass!"

Claire: "You twitchy. motha--" **throws a shoe**

Leon: "OW! WTF?!" **tackles Claire** "WHO'S shoe is that anyway?!"

**INTENSE MAKEOUT ensues**
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BeautifullyRed's avatar
LMAO pretty funny dialogue!