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FFXIV Archer NPCs Drama

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I created an Archer. I was an archer in the Betas, and so..... there she is:

Sylvie Zan.  She's changed several times because EVERYBODY and their momma created Miqote females with either the ponytail or the spiky hair from the previous goatfuck called FFXI.

I didn't get that far with Archer during the betas, so all the level 30 stuff is new to me.... 

For those that don't play FFXIV ARR: There seems to be 3 NPCS in the Archer storyline. SO FAR (in my playthrough) I notice---In true RPG fashion--- the majority likes you. You got the maternal-chick (Luciane)  & the "BFF" (Leih Aliapoh) .......

and THEN you got the "JERK": Silvairre. You already know it's a charade that easily seen through.....

However, Silvairre and Leih will bicker during scenes together like an old, couple---or a young couple that gave each other VD.



Oh! How I long for the Mass Effect 2's Renegade Interrupt Prompts to either shoot them both in the face, or just say some blunt ass shit to them.

Seriously though, Leih & Silvairre REALLY need to be locked up in a room with a variety of brown liquors, Barry White playing through the walls, and several boxes of condoms.  (I don't think the realm of Eorzea is ready for some 7ft tall spindly, lion-man-baby.)










My Dr. Phil Moment:

"Okay I feel the dude on the archery legacy crap-- but he needs to get over it."
You don't see me bitching about White folks wearing braids. That's comedic gold. They're happy. I'm laughing to tears.  See a fucking positive, dude!


 "Cat-bitch wants a home to go to, because she has nowhere else to go-- fan-fucking-tastic. STFU! When Silvairre says some ignorant shit, then:
DO BETTER THAN HIS long-face-ASS IN EVERY archery CHALLENGE, hold your crotch, and yell up at him: "Suck my non-existent dick! That way when you miss, it will make better sense than you missing your fucking marks, BEOTCH! "  

Okay.....  I had to let that rant out.  Sorry, but I hate when a game feels the need to have the nagging pairs.: Anders/Fenris, Morrigan/Alistair, Ashley/and any female that threatened her place on Commander Shepard's dick..... (WOW, all Bioware games.)


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Kalea--Jade's avatar
Exactly! I agree. Silvairre was a dick, but wow, he needs to tied down with Leih, lols. XD :clap: